MY MILK TOOF

Oh my, isn't this just the cutest little story blog you've ever laid eyes upon?









I'm pretty sure they're just made of polymer or filmo clay, so the project would be pretty easy to achieve, but still, the idea is just so cute!

follow it here: http://mymilktoof.blogspot.com/

my lazy Monday

I woke up at the unusually late time of 10:45am precisely, which is really odd seeing as my body clock is usually set to 7am. Anyway, mumma bear wanted to check out the renovated library in Brinsmead and hit a couple of op shops, so we set off. I hired out The Chasers season 1, two Xavier Rudd cds, Paramore's "The Final Riot", Angus and Julia Stone's "A Book Like This", a book about knitting with natural wools, and a tonne of cooking books. I'd really like to be that friend who is always cooking and never lets her friends get hungry. I think that's the sort of person I'd like to be. But yes, soon I will be the culinary master of sushimi, soy, salads, smoothies and soups! And I'll throw a dinner party and invite some lovely people around.

We went to St. Vinnies after that, and I found THE most awesome chopping board ever. It should make me sad that I've started my collecting of household items so soon, but I couldn't care less with this addition:



70's BLISS!

I didn't find any clothes at that op shop, nor the one in Brinsmead Shopping Center, so we came home, I cooked up some lunch, made some tea and watched Chasers. And Good News Week is on tonight, so I'm in a faily content mood.

I hope you had a lovely day as well xx.

as my brother would say..

"lolfish".

He's trying to get that word to catch on, only it's sort of like Gretchen in Mean Girls, and "fetch". Didn't work out for her though, did it? mhmm. Reguardless, here are some funny and completely meaningless photos I have stored on my computer. Everyone needs a good laugh once in a while, yeah?



























otherwise, check out my Deviantart favorites, there's an album on there called Cyanide and Happiness :D

it's a slow night.

what's cooler than being cool?

MERLIN!



So up until a week ago, I thought that Gaius called Arthur "Uther" coz he had some sort of accent impediment, but guess I'm the fool. Turns out the King's character isn't actually called "THE KING" and yeah. Well. His name is Uther Pendragon. God damn.

But yeah, Merlin is great, and I still stand by my theory that Merlin and Patrick Wolf are lost brothers. Try this on for size!



Colin Morgan (Merlin)



Patrick Wolf (God)

The likeness is undeniable; they share the same mother. Or father, or whichever.

On another note, what the heckels? I just tried Google'ing some images, and this popped up. Possible THE randomest error message I've ever recieved:



CATS? err what?

anyway, ciao ciao!



because he's adorable, that's why.

I have in my possession

a Holga 120 CFN!



only for the duration these school holidays but I've been reading various online snippets about it and its versatility and I'm SO EXCITED to start using it! I need to clean it a little bit, and stick batteries in it, and I'm sort of scared that I won't have enough $$ for film, but I really need to visit my best friend again and I'd love to get some photos up there and I'll hopefully be going to the Atherton Show, so.. hmm. I need another job.

Went out last night with Laura and Ellie, had fun, and don't feel hungover or sickly at all! I. am. happy.

Kayla and myself are planning a secret charade, I can't wait to get into it. SNEAKY CHILDREN!

I don't blog much anymore, but I haven't really been up to much. I'll try and be more interesting these holidays.

Speaking of which, have a lovely and safe holiday, my dear readers, and don't get yourself into too much trouble!

xx.

the neighborhood is screaming.

coz tonight is State of Origin and the neighborhood reacts and yells in unison at every try, foul and whatever the heck else happens.

it's a very uniting experience, physically hearing everyone backing the same rugby team, even though I couldn't really care less about it.

miss maturity.

I feel like I'm growing up too quickly. I'm dead set keen to move out next year and rent a house and pay for my own food, do my own washing and pay bills. I'm all set to start working full time to make enough money to put myself through university and rent a place in Brisbane. I can't wait to start university and start learning skills that will provide me for the rest of my life. All of this I'm absolutely ready to do, but it was only 4 months ago that I realized I wanted to work in the film industry. It was only 2 years ago that I actually decided on even going to university. It was only 4 years ago that I was in my first year of high school. I still feel like a child, yet next year I no longer attend high school and it's the beginning of my adult life. I'm so fucking scared that sometimes I want to cry, but then sometimes I'm so god damn excited I want to cry. Is that all I ever feel like doing? Probably. All this talk about university and courses and renting a place next year with friends and gap year and saving money and all that 'adult stuff' is suddenly on my shoulders, and I'm freaked out.

I'm sure though, so long as I know where I want to go and work hard enough for it, it'll all work out.

I have too much spare time to think, and freak out about the things I think about.

God damn adulthood.

Chantelle's new house!

Today, aside from filming only 4 shots of my short film I still haven't finished coz this kid didn't turn up, I went to visit Chantelle in her new house! It's very small but very cute, and her tv is massive, it's probably 1m high and 1.5m wide. She showed me EVERY SINGLE object in her kitchen; her 2 sandwhich makers (which both do exactly the same thing "but what if I want a round sandwhich, and what if I want a flat one?" hahah!), her Asian style plates and bowls and placemats and drink coasters, her cutting board, her drinks shelf, her fridge contents, etc. It was so cute though coz she was so excited hahah! Travis just sat on the couch playing PS3 and Xbox the whole time hahah. but I can't wait till I move out, I'm going to be exactly the same, all excited about plates and cutting boards and stuff.. but yeah, then I held her snake Sunshine, and it was slithering all over me, wrapped its tail around my necklace, tried to climb into my bag and did that cool attack poise thing where it's all like this:



oh yeah, pink snake. anywhoo.

we watched this strange movie called Minghags, it's got Bam and The Dudesons in it, but I was falling asleep by the end of it coz I'd had about 5 hrs sleep since Friday. Then I got home and was locked out for 2 hrs coz my brother keeps the spare key in his school bag now, and my entire family was out fishing. FML.

ANYWAY Merlin is on in exactly 20 minutes! last week of school, so glad. me and Laura wanna have a goonfaced Scrabble fest, should be good fun :D

one of my favourite ads at the moment.

*little girl's voice*
"when I grow up, I want to make ads just like this.."

Coke Brrr



COZ IT'S AWESOME! seriously, I love everything about this ad: the concept, the song, the lad on the skateboard, the guy who brrr's when he's walking, and the black guy at the start. "Brrrrr! .. HAHAHA!"

I think I have bipolar.

either that, or my moods are embarrassingly open to quick change when I begin talking to a cute boy.

I'm undoubtedly shameful.

I should be used to people not liking me

But this month has been too much. Too much has happened and I really feel like giving up. So many times I've been completely deserted by people who I thought were my best friends, so one would think I'd have grown some sort of immunity to that kind of pain, but I guess not. People just don't seem to stick around for long.

It truly does suck, because so many nice things are happening as well, but they're all instantly blackened by my negatives, and I can't seem to look at anything with optimistic eyes. I wish I could just disappear, vanish into thin air, and forget everything that has happened.

But I can't, and people still bitch about me, and people still fake friendships to me, and people still let me down, and people still ignore me, and I still feel like god damn killing myself sometimes but then I realise how stupid that is, and instead wish I could move away down south and never have to see anyone I've known ever again. Even the people who mean so much to me don't seem to shine through to me when I feel like this, and I hate myself for that because I know they care. I hope they care.

Nothing in my life gives me optimism or enthusiasm right now. It seems that when I'm feeling my lowest, that's when people feel like turning it up and letting loose. I fucking hate you worthless people. I fucking hate that I rant like this, and I fucking hate how I can seem to find some sort of equilibrium in my life.

I fucking hate high school, it leaves me crying all the time.

I'm so weak.

obsession time no. 323876378.

CUTE! He was talking about the first ever gig he got and he's all like "it was pretty much the best job I ever got. I just hung out in my boxers all day, eating grilled cheese."



then later in the interview (it's on some morning show in America) they had 100 Monkeys play for a bit, but before they played the host lady tried asking Rathbone a little about his music:

Hostess: You guys are going to perform for us and we're so excited, but how would you explain your music?
Rathbone: Uhh well uhh, we take instruments and we make noise outta them.
Hostess: Uhh.. yeah, that sounds like a good start.
Rathbone: Uhh.. yeah that's basically how we do it.
Hostess: ... Okay.
Rathbone: Mhmm.

this is why Scrubs is the greatest.

"oh, so now a brother can't swim?"
"why do you have to go there?"

RESIN NECKLACES!

They're finally finished and I love them! I made two, one of a moustache, and one of Alice and Jasper, check it!







They're covered in resin, which is shiny and water-proof, and I'm thinking of selling them for $15, and that includes a chain. You can have WHATEVER DARN PICTURE YOU WANT on it, just send me a high res. copy of it.

Maybe I should start an Etsy..

OTTO; or up with the dead people.

some more crazy zombie shite, found whilst rummaging through Vladlenas' various online hubs.



gay, rabbit eating, orgy zombies. who would've thought..

http://www.ottothezombie.de/screenings.html

Visceralmilk!

I just stumbled across a wonderful, amazing, beautiful and insanely talented artist on dA; Visceralmilk.





















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The Adventures of Dr. McNinja!

Marisa you legend, thankyou for finding this! I have become a comic nerd, purely because, and for, this comic alone - http://drmcninja.com/

eg:


-they attacked me.
-did they?
-they were going to attack me.
-let them go.

thud

crunch

-grunt.

vrrrrroooommmm

-such a professional.

excellentous!

peanut butter RESIN TIME!

I've been wanting to make resin necklaces for ages! That's actually how I found my job; I was looking for a place in Cairns that sells resin and I came across Cairns Craft Center, and though "you know, it wouldn't hurt to apply" :) but anyway, seeing as I work there and get a 20% discount, I bought some resin yesterday and JUST finished painting it onto two to-be-pendents. Here are the photos I used.

1.



2.



They'll be ready in about 5 hours, so I'll post some photos of the finish products then!

I'm thinking of making custom orders for people and selling them for $15, taking into consideration the price of the resin, the chain and the printer ink. Would you buy one?

I love making things!

how did your parents meet?

I always knew that my parents met in a pub, and I thought that was as bogan as it got.

But I never knew the whole story, so I asked, and instantly regretted it. Coz it made me feel like the daughter of a moron.

So my mum was in this pub called The Big O with a couple of her friends, right? And my dad comes up to her and asks her to dance. Mum says 'yes', but while dad was asking her, someone moved the bar stool behind him, so when he turned around to walk to the dance floor, he tripped over it.

In short, my parents met in a pub, and my dad fell over a bar stool.

What a lovely gorgeous story to tell my children.

think about this.

Every time you get into a car, onto a bus, onto a train, etc., you are essentially trusting that person with your life. They could be a complete stranger to you, yet you're putting your entire life into their hands. Even more so, when you board a plane. You'll probably never lay eyes on the person who you're willing to trust with your life.

So think about that next time someone asks you if there's anyone you'd trust with your life. Because you probably trust a few people everyday with that responsibility.

Just another thing I think about every time I'm on the school bus, listening to my iPod.

is this further proof that..

the little kids at my school are fucking insane? and also god damn strange but curiously funny? I'm not sure what to make of it. Introducing, one of my brother's friends:



OH NOE! apparently the photo above got deleted (despite this, I can still see it, but hmm)..

so here's the url: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=233289589&albumID=133293&imageID=9733406

what a tease!

I can't wait until November, all these updates are both so mean and cruel, but wonderful at the same time!



































































OR alternatively;

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer


I'm so glad I have my subscription to




ps: I'm not a fan of Jasper's hair in this movie..