I honestly think that different names create a certain type of person. see, all the Joshes I know are self-consumed morons, all the Jakes I know are really nice guys, and all the Lukes I know are idiotic show offs, driven for danger. eg: my brother. came off his bike today and ploughed face first into the ground. so, off to the ER he went!
Mother Mary, boys need to spend a little less time hurting themselves and a little more time doing all the chores I hate doing. then, the world would be a peaceful place, and our towels will remain free of bloodstains.
he's totally A-OK though, perfecto. I mean, apart from his face. they took x-rays and he hasn't damaged anything, apart from his dignity. he'll probably get more time off school, which he'll be pleased about.
let's give a round of applause for my brother Luke, who didn't wear his full faced helmet the day he decides to face-plant gravel.
gnarly trick, bro! sick!
Mother Mary, boys need to spend a little less time hurting themselves and a little more time doing all the chores I hate doing. then, the world would be a peaceful place, and our towels will remain free of bloodstains.
he's totally A-OK though, perfecto. I mean, apart from his face. they took x-rays and he hasn't damaged anything, apart from his dignity. he'll probably get more time off school, which he'll be pleased about.
let's give a round of applause for my brother Luke, who didn't wear his full faced helmet the day he decides to face-plant gravel.
gnarly trick, bro! sick!
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ohhhh my....
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